Topper’s Syndrome

As the exams are going on you will find varieties of people having time of style of studying with thousands of style of explanation of how and why they chose to study in that manner. But there are certain specimen about which everyone become suspicious of … the one who always achieve the top of the league, no matter you love them out hate them. They are called the topper.
Now everyone might not be topping their exams or it might be that they are competing hard to try to reserve the first position but there are certain traits that you will find in every topper.
– they somehow get into a deep relationship with books during exam time.
– these otherwise harmless nerds become the most fierce full guys you would ever know in world
– time management is like their wife… Aur wife ki baat nahi sunoge to watt to lagni hi hai !!ย 
– the most common pick up line of these guys : ” Aur Bhai tumhara to sab ho gaya hoga … Apna to khatam hi nahi ho raha hai … ”
– upgradation level is at the highest … They effectively change themselves from 125 MB hard disk to 1 TB ultra SSD
And lots of more about which I think I could write a thesis paper.
Well nothing personal this post is only for entertainment purpose but if any of u feel bad for it …. Then just SHUT UP !!
As always “Bhagwaan sabka bhala kare par shuruaat mujhse kare “


The dark knight rises.

Now by that I don’t mean that you will be getting a superhero like batman as your assistant, saving your from all types of life problem including handling your relationship ( well I guess you will never prefer Batman to handle your relationships ๐Ÿ˜› ). I am talking about those restless warriors who works ( or play i don’t know ) endlessly when every one are in deep state of dream. I call them them nightly animals.

Now these type of warriors can be easily spotted in hostel,in offices, in big secret laboratories ( but I will be mostly talking about hostel and college scenario ย since I haven’t faced the other two environments yet ). They prefer to hangout and do all other kind of stuff at the day light and seam as harmless student who can just score average mark. But at the exam time they turn out to be one of the greatest achievers. That thing must put someone in wonder as to when did they get the time to study so much and the answer lies in their night vision,sharp smelling,deadly nail, like abilities that they activate at the mid -night.

By burning mid-night oil doesn’t necessarily means that you will be achieving success. I have many examples of early birds who religiously follow their morning ritual and have faith in the saying that ”ย Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise” .ย Even if we naturally prefer to do our heavy tasks at day time ( or I should say most of us prefer to do it at daytime ) nothing stops these dark knights to carry out their job at night. ( don’t you think knight and night are made similar to sound because of their function ๐Ÿ˜› …bad joke anyway).For these people believe that the silence of night is very soothing and are in sync with the vibes of their concerned job.

There are many students in my hostel who are true follower of these nightly animal spirits ( yaah spirits or else where do you think they get inspiration from ?) and it’s due to these people that we ( I means mostly of my type ๐Ÿ˜› ) get misguided ” Kya padhai,padhai,padhai… inn logo ko dekho bina padhe hi pass ho jaate hain mai bhi vese kar lunga…” just to realize at the end all I did was wasting my time in trifle stuffs while all they did was working hard everyday oops I mean every-night.

But in the end … It doesn’t matter who prefers which type of working time or how do they achieve the success because all that matters at the end of the day are RESULTS.

As always” Bhagwaan sabka bhala kare, par shuruaat mujhse kare ๐Ÿ™‚ “